February 2012
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wait
how did Edward inpregnate Bella if vampires are supposed to be devoid of bodily fluids
i.e. BLOOD wtf they’re the living dead for sake
and how do his testes still work
HE’S DEAD
apparently meyer argued that the reason everything still works beautifully is that vampires have venom in their veins
how the fuck do sperm cells survive?
STILL DOESN’T COMPUTE.
Stephanie...
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can I ask David Bowie to be my date for prom
I wonder what he’d say
LOL JK I’m not even going to prom anyways
bamboozle > prom
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ummmmmmm can you smoke tea lol
has anyone ever tried it?
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You wake up wondering why the fuck are you alive.
i think the idea of a ‘mental health day’ is something completely invented by...
– David Levithan, Will Grayson, Will Grayson (via dalek-in-heels)
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Sorry guys, I've been panicking a lot these past...
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