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Hi there, I'm Gianna. Don't follow me if you have any sort of disdain for gay vampires.
J'adore the Vampire Chronicles, The Avengers, fucking Tom Hiddleston, Lord of the Rings, Harry Potter, Legend of Zelda, classic rock, David Bowie, Pokémon, Guns N' Roses, Professor Layton, Animal Crossing, Harvest Moon, Legend of Korra, and... er... more exciting jizz.
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how did Edward inpregnate Bella if vampires are supposed to be devoid of bodily fluids
i.e. BLOOD wtf they’re the living dead for sake
and how do his testes still work
HE’S DEAD
apparently meyer argued that the reason everything still works beautifully is that vampires have venom in their veins
how the fuck do sperm cells survive?
STILL DOESN’T COMPUTE.
Stephanie Meyer: FUCK LOGIC AND EVEN COMMON MYTHOLOGY I’m going to make beautifully smex vampires that sparkle and even though vampires are supposed to be basically living DEAD and soulless and apathetic I’m going to create a whole series of romance with one because I’m essentially trying to rape the vampire phenomenon forevermore and voluntarily put a stigma on the name for the pleasure of sexually frustrated pimply teenage girls!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
and THAT’s why I detest twilight
because it has stigmatized the once dark themes of vampirism
AND MADE IT SPARKLY wtf
AND NO, GUYS, I CANNOT CALM MY REASONING TITS AND ENJOY THE DAMN STORY
because it’s so blatantly horrible and no one thought it important to tie up loose ends
at least jkr laced things up nicely and commendably
and she went in accordance with other mythical stories of wizardry
and, you know, common sense
so the purist readers like me devoured the harry potter series
omg how did I manage to start with edward’s testicles
and end up with jkr
let the grand battle between the twilight fangirls and the potterheads resume~
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coolstorybra :D
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